Gay jokes abound....

In much the same fashion Yahtzee experiences delays in release dates in Australia, you have to put up with the delay in my posting his witty excerpts. Why? Because you do bitch - now shut it!

Anyways, Yahtzee tackles an Army of Two this week....

Admiral Bitch Here....

TB sent this to me on facebook and it gave me a right old chuckle. Being a fan of Star Wars, this appealed to me.

Enjoy!

Wet and Sticky!

All those who saw the title and thought something untoward.....you can STAY. Everyone else - out! :)

It's time for another weekly dose of Yahtzee so here ya are - enjoy!

Knickers!

Afternoon crunchy fuckers!

Well, it has been quiet here. Shut it, thats cos I have a life, now sod off and jump on a railroad spike you puke mongering arsehole.

Ahh, doesn't everyone feel better.

Now that I have wrestled the keyboard back from my retarded and rather evil alter ego, I'll get on with things shall I? Yes, lets.

Firstly, I have a list of posts I've been meaning to do, and have not yet written. This does not mean that I dont love you, no no, it simply means I've had way to much to occupy my time.

I'll get my report from Norwich to you as soon as I can!

However, firstly, it occured to me that I had not given you the latest version of Yahtzee's ramblings - so here ya are:





Extra points for folks who spot the appearance of another well known online personality :)

Shatterblasted!

As always, Yahtzee's latest ramble is on the interweb and you've found it here fir...well one million, three hundred and seventy thousand, five hundred and thirty second to be precise, but ya know.......ahem.



Also, take a look at De-rez's latest video. Some parts are funnier than others, but the minute I seen the Max Payne parody it had to be posted :)

Alaska Can Come Too....

Rob emailed this to me this morning and strange as it is, it made me chuckle.

You may chuckle too...

Better late than never.....

I realised that, due in some part to Yahtzee being off to GDC two weeks ago, I have forgotten to post the last two vids published. So here they are:

27/02:



21/02:

The Number 123

I was tagged by Gurn a week or so back, and now Annalee has also done so, so I should perhaps fall in line (pfft, like that'll ever happen).

The rules: -

1. Grab the nearest book (that is at least 123 pages long).
2. Open to page 123.
3. Go to the 5th sentence.
4. Type in the following 3 sentences.
5. Tag five people.

It's hard to say exactly what the closest book to me is, given that my bookshelf is less than 2 feet from my right arm, so I picked the first book from my shelf - The Human Mind.

"This is, of course, the feature of the brain that makes movies and TV possible - we don't see twenty-four frames a second flashing across the screen, but experience them as a harmonious whole. Consciousness is not an instantaneous experience - it takes time to build itself, and the brain covers up for its own time lag.

Some 120 years later, Benjamin Libet at the University of Southern California became interested in this time lag."

I tag EVERYONE!

An otter chewing an electric fence...priceless!

This week Yahtzee shows his love for Nazi Germany....oh and he reviews Sim City Societies too.....

A gazillion daft questions...

I have succumbed to the pressure of G's blog.

Here ya are!



You're really upset. Who is the first person you call to vent?
Hmmm...I dont always vent, I'm a bit of a introspect, but if I do, its usually either Gurny or Annalee (poor buggers)

If you had to choose, would you rather be an alcoholic or a pothead?
Alcoholic

Who is the last person you hung out with?
Annalee, I do live with the woman after all.

How did you meet this person?
Through a bunch of old mates

Do you get along with guys or girls better?
Depends on the guy or girl - My intolerance of fools is equal regardless of sex

Have you ever fallen asleep upside down?
Um...no

Do you like shows like Forensic Files and Unsolved Mysteries?
Not overly...I'm a sucker for American political drama

Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Morning - invigoration baby!

List 3 people you were best friends with in 6th grade:
Simon Darrie, Steven Hanley & Graham Nelson.

Who is the best person to cheer you up?
Me!

When you see people, do you critique how they look or act?
How they act, yes, how they look, no.

Who is the last person you added to your contacts list in your phone?
Not a scoob!

When is the last time you had pizza?
Last week round here with Annalee and The Gurn

How do you think you look right this moment?
Old and fat :)

If you had the chance to have your face put on a quarter, would you
What is this "quarter" you speak of...?

Heard any really great quotes lately?
"Your end is nigh sauna boy"

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I'd like to think so, but inevitably there's a good chance the answer is no.

What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
National Treasure : Book of Secrets

Do you remember the name of your first school you ever went to?
Stenhouse Primary School

What do you think of people who have their name tattooed on them?
I wonder if they did it so they wouldn't forget it when they're drunk.

Is there a song that is driving you crazy because you dont know who sings it?
I know everything, didn't YOU know THAT?

What is the name of your siblings best friend?
Heather: Nancy. Nancy: Heather. Lorraine: Alison

What is the last spoken words you heard?
"Bye"

Last awkward moment?
I dont embarrass so I dont recall

Who do you find yourself crushing on currently?
Anyone on a busy bus

Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
If I translate that to 50p, then yes. I once found 314 in change in the middle of a road, and £35 on a side of grass.

Name 1 thing that everyone knows about you.
I'm arrogant

When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
It all depends on the circumstances. I have a better measure these days of who my true friends are.

Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member?
Not more important, but as important, yes.

Last time you smiled?
About a minute ago - I'm a grinning idiot.

Would life be the same without alcohol?
Probably, but it wouldn't be any worse.

Would you go a month without washing your hair to save a loved one?
Not wash my hair...what?! Hmm..I'd have to think about that one.....pfft!

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
I'd likely faint and thereafter realise where this belly came from.

Do you think your current pets will be alive ten years from now?
Rats dont live that long usually so not them, but I imagine Tori will still be around.

When was your last bubble bath?
When I was 4

Do you know anyone by the name of Dennis?
Only Mr Crane.

Where is your pet(s) right now?
Sasha is lying at my feet, Tori is off eating people's souls, and Cachel and Mox are sleeping in the living room.

Name five things you did yesterday?
Hit my head on the kitchen cupboard.
Reached "confident" in Uplink
Danced a merry dance
Fell over a cat
Robbed a hobo

What color phone do you have?
Silver and Black.

How many kids do you want to have?
Not sure if I want to have any or not.

What outfit do you have on at this exact moment?
A t-shirt and jeans - I'm THAT exciting

What color are your eyes?
Blue

What are you doing tomorrow?
Starting my Computeach course proper

Do you know someone who likes you?
I dont even like me!

Does a heartbreak feel as bad as it sounds?
Much, much worse

What color is your hair?
Naturally, white, but its black just now.

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nope

What is the closest blue object to you?
A six sided dice

Have you eaten popcorn in the past 48 hours?
No.

Do you have a lot of guy friends?
A few

When's the last time you were in handcuffs?
It was just that once, and I was oh so drunk.....

CoD Piece

This week Call of Duty 4 get the verbal ravaging it deserves by that satirical monster Yahtzee (with a generally unprecedented amount of ego massaging thrown in!).

Jill Valentine You Slut!

Yahtzee's newest gibberations are aimed at most recent adventures of that mego-lo-maniacal virus swiller - Umbrella.

Better Late than Never....

Yahtzee does it again this week. The almightly goat hump is given to The Witcher this time....enjoy.

Yahtzee Questions Silent Hill's Origins....

Yahtzee gives Princess Peach one!

As promised, here is the next installment from the flame retardant narcissist....you gotta love 'im.


Oh and Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all you folks! I hope the great big peado in the red fluffy outfit was "good" to you all and that you all got sloshed on Hogmany - huzzah!

All Hail Yahtzee!

I make a point of "reading" Yahtzee's "Zero Punctuation" reviews every week, and I thought it might be an idea to start including them here.

What the hell is a Yahtzee? Is that not that incredibly shit game old people play?? Well yes, but thats not THIS Yahtzee!

To understand fully who and what Yahtzee really is - you should check out his own site, and the site he writes for, namely The Escapist.

So peeps of CFOM, here it is!

Enjoy :)

B

Not too far from the truth....

Yoinked from _ladyp_



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