Chrimbo time-acha

Hey folks,

Just a quick message, firstly to apologise for the lack of activity for a while here. I've been having many crazy ideas about what to post here, and things I want to be doing, but have just failed to get round to them. My plate has been very full of late, so had very little time, or motivation to post regularly. Fear not however, I'll get to my list of things to post about soon, and then the fun can begin all over again! :)

However, I really just wanted to post to say that I hope all those I know who read this blog - be you friends of friends of friends, or my closest and dearest - have a fantastic festive season, and that you enjoy every moment. Christmas can be an exciting time for some, and a harrowing affair for others, so regardless of which pot you fall in to, I wish you all the best for the festive season, and hope you all enjoy yourselves immensely.

Don't be afraid to pop a wee hello comment on here over the festive period if you get bored/drunk/want to rub in your cool presents or in general are just making a nuisance of yourself :)

Enjoy folks, and see you soon.

B

Defence Against the Dark Lurgy Teacher : BMan

Every year about this time, I get struck down with The Lurgy. I don't think there has been a year in the last 7 where I haven't suffered from a nasty cold over Christmas; Last year was the worst in recent memory where I spent near two weeks sleeping and generally living on the couch suffering from a raging flu.

Well I have that feeling again - I can feel a cold coming on, so rather than being stubborn and relying on my immune system to do the work, I'm taking a more proactive route. I'll be on the OJ, pills, mouthwash; whatever gets me through the Christmas period with suffering from flu once more.

It's gonna be a battle, but I'm damned if I am spending another year hauled up on the couch drinking lemsip and chicken noodle soup.

The battle is on!

Rich Shit

We all know the word Bling right? For those less educated see this.

Well, I regularly read Born Rich (as you might have guessed) and in amongst the cool gadgets and ostantious gifts, there are some horrific examples of over indulgence which just dont make sense.

However, in amongst all that (spotting a theme here?) I stumbled across the worst example I've ever seen.

See this.

Oh....my....word.....

More Goldman than Leatherman...

Whilst perusing Born Rich as I do frequently I stumbled across this.

I still say mines is better (comes complete with usage scratches and BMans blessing:



;-)

Does anyone else think....

...it's worrying that one of the hits on my blog came from a google search which consisted soley of the words "humuliated boys"?

Additionally, should I be worried that this post was the one that came up from that search?!!

speedtest.net = Gurn's Nemesis

I've ragged Gurn stupid over the last few years about my speed of net connection in comparison to his lowly 2mb virgin line.

Well recently, after a violent fall out with BT which resulted in my telling them to go and violate themselves on a fencepost, I signed up to Virgin XL. Man - what a connection.

I showed Gurn a wee speed test the other day there, just to rub it in, and thought I'd share it with ya :)



:-D - Yeah Baby!

dabman is back baby...dabman.net that is....

I mentioned some time back that the reason my blog looked like the instead of a rats cage was because 123reg.co.uk had messed up and transferred my domain away so I didn't have control.

Well, no thanks to them, I've finally got it back, though I had to purchase it all over again, which stuck in my throat a bit.

I'll have to get my £10 transfer fee back (which they did nothing for) but aside from that, all is again correct in the land of dabman.net :)

Can someone perhaps sub me £20,000?

Pleeeeaaasssee....

See Here Funboy!

Holy Spunk Buckets!

I love rollercoasters. Wait, I don't think I said that right - I luuurrvveeeeeee rollercoasters - there better.

Imagine my weakened bladder when I saw this then:



That looks bonkers! Even more so is the concept video, which, makes the ride look as stomach churning as I would expect.




Anyone for a trip to Pennsylvania?

Skin Blistering Speed!

Take a look here.

Now that, my friends, is a graphics rig! I think I might have just wet myself.....

Now witness the power....

...of this fully armed and operation battle station!!!!

Drool, I must have one because I am the geek I am.....

CLICK HERE

Return of the Mac

Hey hey!

Yes yes, I know, I've not blogged in a while - hey that's the way (uh huh uh huh) the cookie crumbles.

It's all been down to a new job really. Moving from the world of the great unwashed to a working, earning member of this cruddy civilisation had taken it's toll on me initially and I was spending most of my free time just trying to stay awake. Coupled with rekindled love of the gym (TBarb and I got memberships to Greens) and my intention to get out and about, and that left the old computer unused for a time.

I've adapted now however and I'm getting my life back a bit now :)

So what's been going on then?

Hmm, well as a wee celebration at my new job (and my first pay packet in some time - which was larger than expected) I took TBarb to Koi, which is a Tappanyaki restaurant new Edinburgh University.

The food was excellent even though I wasn't quite brave enough to go for the calamari. Instead I watched TBarb devour hers with an animal passion (that is she devoured with an animal passion, I didn't watch with same :)). Still I enjoyed a fantastic meal, and we fully intend to go back.

What else? Well, I've been applying for a few different jobs to compliment my studentness, but nothing as yet.

I bought me an xbox eventually! :-D

I've finally achieved what I had wanted to for so long. I've successfully bought myself a Wii (well split in part with TBarb), an Iphone and now my X-Box Elite. *rocks*

I've been absolutely glued to GTA4 and more so, Gears of War. I'm just about done with the latter though it makes a great co-op game so it'll be getting kept as opposed to being traded in. I'm also delighted because I can use it a stream all the tv series and movies on the PC to the TV, rather than moving the portable HDD about all the time. Needless to say, I was suitably smug once the 'leet was set up and running smoothly.

I've got plenty else to tell you, but since I'm at work just now, I'll leave it be for the moment.

I'll be back with more nonsense :)

Gay jokes abound....

In much the same fashion Yahtzee experiences delays in release dates in Australia, you have to put up with the delay in my posting his witty excerpts. Why? Because you do bitch - now shut it!

Anyways, Yahtzee tackles an Army of Two this week....

Admiral Bitch Here....

TB sent this to me on facebook and it gave me a right old chuckle. Being a fan of Star Wars, this appealed to me.

Enjoy!

Norwich? Swaffham I say!

Disclaimer: It's a biggy! No! Not that (although....anyways) it's a long post :)


So recently TB and I took a trip down to Norwich, motherland of the barbie herself.

TB has family and friends down there and since it was high time she visited, yours truly was dragged along for the ride.

Now I had heard all sorts of wacky things about this country bumpkin city of Norwich so I was looking forward to exercising my piss-taking skills to the max.

Saturday morning came and off we went to pick up the hire car. I had fully invisaged problem upon problem (just because I was being pessimistic) but much to my surprise, 1 hour later we were on our way to Norwich (which I now pronounce Nor-witch). We were expecting an 8 hour trip all told so we prepared ourself for the long haul by stopping and picking up supplies at a local service station before hitting the motorway proper.

6 hours later and we were in Newark and making excellent time. We stopped at a service station to pick up some petrol and let me relieve my aching bladder, to find a great big "Out of Order" sign on the toilets.

Fuckbucket!

I spotted a cafe/shop/sheepmarket/childseller to the left and decided that they must have toilets.

I wasn't disappointed, but I have to admit, it was difficult to ignore the 250 signs on the approach to the bathroom letting "patrons" know that if you didn't buy anything in the shop, you would be charged 30p for use of the toilets.

30p!! £30p to piss?!! I think not!

With my eyes learning to swim, I skipped into the bathrooms, pissed and headed straight back out, waving to the woman behind the till on my way out.

30p! Jokers! And they say Scottish people are tight!

The 1 hour trip between Newark and Norwich was spent finding amusing alternative meanings for the ridiculous place names en route. My favourite was "Swaffham" which I pronounced with as strong a Scottish accent as I could muster pronouncing it Swaff-im and implying it was some action one would take in Glasgow when you wanted your mate to take someone else out with a bottle.

We got into Norwich with no issues and got ourselves in the hotel. Norwich was well prepared for my arrival and when looking out the hotel window I saw this:



Holy Shit (I proclaimed). We were in a hotel next to the Starship Voyager!!!

It turns out that it was actually the bus garage that they were building when TB last visited, but I called it Voyager from that moment on.

My interest peaked when I realised that Voyager was taking aboard a number of earthlings cleverly concealed within buses. The buses were clearly colour coded to seperate the strong from the weak and I was facinated, snapping pictures of every different coloured bus I could find.






There was a double decker blue bus (which clearly had the very important people in it), but the slippery little bastard kept avoiding my lens, first by hiding in Voyager and secondly by waiting till I was distracted momentarily before speeding away at top speed to escape. It even taunted me on the last day in the city centre and I wasn't ready for it.

I'll get you blue bus!!!

Anyywwaayyy.....

The rest of the trip was spent meeting TB's parents as well as most of her friends, and they were all really cool. Spent more time with Rick than anyone else, and I was pleased to find he's as bonkers as I am.

I mean really, you couldn't very well say that this man was sane, could you? :




The last bit of the trip was spent visiting what TB insisted was Norwich castle, but having driven passed it on the way into Norwich I assured her it must be a prison.

I mean come on!:




We were lucky to get the "pop in for a pound" deal because we were in the last hour of opening time, and boy was I glad. It wasn't a bad visit, but there's some odd shit happening in there!

For instance, I stumbled across a section of the prison which had some visual aids for visitors (of the non residential kind of course) but on closer inspection I realised I was looking at a video feed of the archway directly in front of the screen.




In the words of the french - "Ques que le fook?"

I did like some of the eerieness about the place though. This well placed knight in the window looked more than real from across the other side:




There was a section in the prison which detailed a nomadic people who's name now eludes me (I'll check with TB) and this just raised more questions.

I mean, take a look at this:




What's HE waiting for eh? The less said the better me thinks.

After getting lessons on how to be a Roman...




...I was introduced to Norwich's idea of Virtual Reality:




That was the last straw and I had to leave - quickly :)

So all in all, a fun trip, full of nonsense, oddities and good people. Just my kind of trip :)

Wet and Sticky!

All those who saw the title and thought something untoward.....you can STAY. Everyone else - out! :)

It's time for another weekly dose of Yahtzee so here ya are - enjoy!

Knickers!

Afternoon crunchy fuckers!

Well, it has been quiet here. Shut it, thats cos I have a life, now sod off and jump on a railroad spike you puke mongering arsehole.

Ahh, doesn't everyone feel better.

Now that I have wrestled the keyboard back from my retarded and rather evil alter ego, I'll get on with things shall I? Yes, lets.

Firstly, I have a list of posts I've been meaning to do, and have not yet written. This does not mean that I dont love you, no no, it simply means I've had way to much to occupy my time.

I'll get my report from Norwich to you as soon as I can!

However, firstly, it occured to me that I had not given you the latest version of Yahtzee's ramblings - so here ya are:





Extra points for folks who spot the appearance of another well known online personality :)

Shatterblasted!

As always, Yahtzee's latest ramble is on the interweb and you've found it here fir...well one million, three hundred and seventy thousand, five hundred and thirty second to be precise, but ya know.......ahem.



Also, take a look at De-rez's latest video. Some parts are funnier than others, but the minute I seen the Max Payne parody it had to be posted :)

Adam and.....

So, it official, I am once again completely addicted to EVE Online. I bought the game when it first came out back in '03 and played for about a year, getting involved in what was, at the time, one of the biggest "Corporations" in the game, Explore-Eve.

Then due to financial jiggery pokery and other games, I let my subscription lapse and EVE was absorbed into the pile of backshelf games I own.

Then, 4 years later, an old online friend of mine, a chap I gleefully refer to as '1N54N3' told me he was thinking about getting the EVE trial as he'd never tried it. Curiosity took hold of me, what with having peeps to play with again, and the fact that a major patch, named Trinity, had been released since I last played, and I signed back up.

And now I'm hooked - again!

Getting back into it wasn't easy given I couldn't remember my username and password and thus had to submit the mother of all petitions to CCP (the company who develop and run the online world) to have it unlocked. After 2 weeks of waiting, I finally figured it out by myself without their help and I was in! :)

It took a while for me to remember and get back to grips with the complex nature of the game, but I'm now all but back to the skill level I was at (just below the cats on the skill chart). I am playing with the character I created all of 5 years ago, and found that Explore-Eve is no more. Having emptied the remaining coffers of the Corp (being CEO now that everyone had left) I headed off into cold and dark space.

I successfully managed to get my loverly Omen class cruiser destroyed at a jump gate, then got podded (search for podded).

Thankfully through that whole process I managed to find a good group of guys who invited me to join a brand new Corp named, Elite Rangers. Having ignored my initial l337 jokes, we get on well :)

So, the game is back on. Its one of many games I'm playing at present (ignore the panels to your left - they need updated) but its well worth the cost :)

And just for fun, here's my baby, and replacement for Varsidius VII.

:D

Trandimensional thingymagigery

Well I had hoped to make a couple of posts before this weekend, but really I've not got around to it.

Now before you have a pulminary embalism over it, remember I have actually had stuff to this week. Aside from being a member of The Great Unwashed (which is taxing work I tells ya), I've had to make a million phone calls (yes literally), prepare for an interview, assist my currently ill dad, tidy, hunt down that peeping tom of a squirrel who watches me dress in the mornings (I feel dirty!) and most importantly play games on my new computer.

So, as a result, I'm running out of time. I have to pop over again to my dads, both to pinch a perfectly sized suitcase and to check on him, go to Asda for some train goodies (cider mostly) and then dash off to get my haircut before going straight to the lodge to help out with the bar. Phew! I could really do with one of those transdimensional half life machines (I forget the name). That would help!

On top of all that, at 8:21 am tomorrow I'll be standing on a platform at Waverly waiting to get on a train to Manchester with some of the lodge boys to enjoy a Friday at another lodge and the rest of the weekend getting....well ear bleedingly drunk in all likelyhood. *takes breath*

I'll get back on Sunday afternoon but I have no idea what state I'll be in, so you might not hear form me until Monday. I will have a full report then before preparing for my interview on Tuesday.

THEN and only then, might you get the other things I was planning to blog about (which are tucked on my handy sidebar.